billthehomo: OMG BILL SAID HE DOESN’T SMOKE BUT HE DOES!! HE LIED TO US WAAAAT OMG BILL SAID HE DOESN’T WEAR REAL LEATHER ANYMORE BUT HE DOES!!! HE LIED TO US OMG!!§ BILL SAID HE IS A VIRGIN BUT HE IS NOT! WAAAT HE LIED TO US AGAIN OMG BILL SAID HE IS NOT GAY….oopsie
Dancing at a party →
laugh-addict: All the guys are like: All the girls are like: And then there’s me:
Host: What's behind the tattoo on Bill's left arm?
Tom: Well that's obviously 'cause he's into lesbian porn. No other logical explanations for that, right?
my skills include falling in love with people i can’t have and crying